When you show up to a buffet, you probably think, "Yummy! Let's eat!" Rookie move, son. Your first move should be to scope it out and plan your attack. Buffets are made by evil men whose primary goal is to make sure you don't get your money's worth. Foil them by planning to eat meats, fish, and vegetables first, where they can settle in your tummy, and pasta, noodles, and rice last, because they expand and fill precious stomach space.
And remember: soup is for suckers.
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